Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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