Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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New mission: refuse this mission

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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