What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What would u like to drink?

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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