Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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