- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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