Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

This is funny.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

poop

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did the president do for the people? ...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Anti Joke

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