- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Obama.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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