- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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