Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Your dads dead. lol

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Hellen keller

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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