- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Women's rights.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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