- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Girls Lacrosse.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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