- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Girls Lacrosse.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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