- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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