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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Guess what? Bananas

Abortion.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

I am very humble.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.