- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Here come the elephants over the hill!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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