- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

what goes boo a sock

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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