A: Do you like it B: No

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

here kitty kitty

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...