- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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