why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

I am very humble.

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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