- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

what goes boo a sock

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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