What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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