- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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