- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

penis. nuff said.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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