Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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1+1=2

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hard cheese

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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