- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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