- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

seek beauty

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

you give like i give lomain

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

world society

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I'm so punny.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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