- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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