- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

whats my name? Matt

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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