Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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