- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

You idiot thats 9 letters

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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