Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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