- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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