Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Major League Soccer

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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