- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

My name is Jeff

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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