What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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