There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

France had one revolution

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Wright flyer

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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