What's two plus two? Window

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Obama.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

what's worst than being gay? being black

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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