- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What walks on it's hands My uncle

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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