Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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