- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

no pun intended

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A black student graduated High School

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

So a baby seal walks into a club...

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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