Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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