- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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