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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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