A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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KILL WHITEY

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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