why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What's 9+10? 19.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What does water smell like? water.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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