Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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CAS

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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