I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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I <3 Hitler

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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