- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

women's rights

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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