- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What does water smell like? water.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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