- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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