- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Erectile Dysfunction.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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