How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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