- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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