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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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