- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

The child was fired from his job.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Your dads dead. lol

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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