so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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