- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

penis. nuff said.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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