- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Jeff

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

GONNA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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