- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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