- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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