- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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I am very humble.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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