- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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