- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why can't jokes spit?

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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