- Anti Joke

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.