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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Want to here a joke? Me to...

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Abortion.

Guess what? Bananas

Justin Bieber.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)