Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Hail Heetluh

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Womens basketball

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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denisssssssssssssss

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you give like i give lomain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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