- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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