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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

whats my name? Matt

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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