- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Refridgerator.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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