what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Jeff

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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