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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Girls Lacrosse.

penis. nuff said.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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