Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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France had one revolution

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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