- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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