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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Double-whammy

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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